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Zachte en harde berm

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Er staan langs de weg wel eens bordjes met “Zachte berm”. Maar waarom staan er nooit bordjes met “Harde berm”?

Die krijgen ze daar niet in de grond.

 

Overeenkomst tussen man en lepel

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Wat is de overeenkomst tussen een man en een lepel ?

Ze scheppen allebei op.

 

Toppunt van pech

  • Wat is het toppunt van pech?
  • Een ééndagsvlieg die zijn dag niet heeft!
 

Verschil tussen tandarts en juf

  • Wat is het verschil tussen een tandarts en een schooljuffrouw?
  • De tandarts zegt “mondje open” en de juffrouw zegt “mondje dicht”.
 

Skelet maakt deur open

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  • Waarmee maakt een skelet een deur open?
  • Met zijn sleutelbeen.

 

Kleding van een clown

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  • Welke kleren draagt een clown?
  • Een lolbroek en een grapjas.

 

Iets groen op het hek

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Lucas vraagt aan Gerd: “Wat is groen en zit op het hek?”

Gerd antwoord: “Dat weet ik niet.”

Waarop Lucas zegt: “Verf!”

 

Snel vliegen

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Welk insect vliegt sneller dan het geluid?

Een vlieg in een straaljager.

 

Dieren in de ark

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Hoeveel soorten dieren nam Mozes mee in zijn ark?

Geen. Mozes had geen ark.