Groenten en fruit

Waar groeien bananen?

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  • Weet jij waar bananen groeien?
  • Aan een bananenboom?
  • Zie je, ik wist dat ik het aan een aap moest vragen!

 

Paars jasje

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Waarom draagt een sinaasappel een paars jasje?

Omdat het oranje jasje in de was is.

 

Droom van een banaan

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Twee banaantjes zitten op een bankje.

De ene zegt tegen de andere: ‘Wat wil jij later worden?’

De andere antwoordt: ‘Rechter!’

 

Bananen in bed

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Twee bananen liggen in bed.

Zegt de ene banaan tegen de andere: ‘Ga eens recht liggen!’

 

Tomaten op restaurant

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Er zitten twee tomaten te eten in een restaurant.

Opeens prikt de ene tomaat de andere met zijn vork.

‘Au! Wat doe je nou?’ vraagt de geprikte tomaat een beetje boos.

De andere tomaat antwoordt: ‘Ik had ketchup nodig.’

 

Bananen in bed

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Twee bananen liggen in bed.

Zegt de ene banaan tegen de andere: ‘Ga eens recht liggen!’

 

Aardappelen in gesprek

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Er zitten twee aardappelen in een café.

De ene aardappel zegt tegen de andere: ‘Waarom zie je er zo triestig uit?’

De andere aardappel antwoordt: ‘Mijn moeder zit in de puree.’