Raadsels

Wat geven Nederlanders elkaar op Kerstavond?

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Wat geven Nederlanders elkaar op Kerstavond?

Een hand.

 

Hoe verwarmen ze in Nederland de ziekenhuizen?

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Weer jij hoe ze in Nederland de ziekenhuizen verwarmen?

De verpleegsters rijden door de gangen met de patiënten die hoge koorts hebben.

 

Nederlandse boot

  • Hoe kan je een Nederlands schip herkennen op de oceaan?
  • Er vliegen geen meeuwen achter.
 

Raadsel: welke kamer kiezen?

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Een zware crimineel wordt veroordeeld tot de doodstraf. Hij heeft de keuze uit drie kamers:
– De eerste kamer staat constant in brand.
– De tweede kamer zit vol met zwaar bewapende sluipmoordenaars.
– De derde kamer zit barstensvol roofdieren die al drie maanden niets hebben gegeten.

Welke kamer moet hij nu nemen?

Die met de roofdieren. Die zijn al lang dood na 3 maanden zonder eten.

 

Raadsel: waar koopt een koe haar kleren?

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  • Waar koopt een koe haar kleren?
  • In een BOEtiek.