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Spannende voetbalwedstrijd

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De voetbalwedstrijd is afgelopen. Het was spannend, maar de thuisploeg heeft met 3-2 gewonnen, mede dankzij 2 strafschoppen. Zoals gebruikelijk gaan de coaches de scheidsrechter de hand schudden.

De winnende coach vertrekt daarna onmiddellijk naar de kleedkamers om zijn team proficiat te wensen. De andere coach aarzelt even en vraagt dan aan de scheidsrechter: ‘Hoe heet uw hond?’

De scheidsrechter antwoordt verbaasd: ‘Ik heb helemaal geen hond.’

‘Wat erg voor u.’ zegt de coach daarop. ‘Blind zijn en dan geen hond hebben.’

 

Jantje is gaan zwemmen

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Jantje is gaan zwemmen met zijn vrienden, maar komt na een half uurtje al terug thuis.

Zijn mama vraagt verwonderd: “Wel Jantje, ben je al terug van het zwemmen? Hoe komt dat?”

Jantje antwoordt: “Ja, ze hebben me weggestuurd omdat ik in het zwembad geplast heb.”

Mama aarzelt even en zegt dan: “Dat geeft niet hoor, Jantje. Iedereen doet dat wel eens.”

Jantje zegt: “Ja, dat dacht ik dus ook. Maar blijkbaar hebben ze toch niet graag dat je het vanaf de hoge duikplank doet.”

 

Eerste zwemles

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Jantje gaat voor het eerst naar zwemles, maar hij wil niet in het water.

Als hij eindelijk in het water ligt, roept hij: ‘Mijn zwembroek is niet waterdicht!’

 

Toeschouwer bij het vissen

Een visser zit al 3 uur lang te wachten tot hij beet heeft. Ze willen niet bijten vandaag. Al die tijd staat er een man naar hem te kijken. De visser wordt er steeds nerveuzer van. Uiteindelijk draait hij zich om en spreekt de man aan. “Als u het toch zo interessant vindt, meneer, waarom gaat u dan niet zelf vissen?” zegt hij.
“O, maar daar heb ik niet genoeg geduld voor, hoor.” antwoordt de man vriendelijk.