De juffrouw op school vraagt aan Lisa wat ze later wil worden.
‘Ik wil later model worden’, zegt Lisa.
‘Maar wat als je daar nou niet knap genoeg zou voor zijn?’ vraagt de juffrouw.
Lisa antwoordt: ‘Dan kan ik altijd nog schooljuf worden.’
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‘Ik wil later model worden’, zegt Lisa.
‘Maar wat als je daar nou niet knap genoeg zou voor zijn?’ vraagt de juffrouw.
Lisa antwoordt: ‘Dan kan ik altijd nog schooljuf worden.’
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