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Briefje onder de ruitenwisser

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Een man wil ’s ochtends vertrekken naar kantoor en ziet tot zijn grote schrik dat de hele achterkant van zijn nieuwe BMW beschadigd is. Hij haalt opgelucht adem wanneer hij onder de ruitenwisser een briefje ziet zitten.

Hij neemt het weg en leest : ‘Beste BMW-rijder. Terwijl ik dit schrijf, staan de buren naar mij te kijken. Ze denken dat ik mijn contactgegevens aan het opschrijven ben voor jou, maar dat is niet zo.’

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